Vagina Doom















mycroft-is-his-division:

teacrumpetsandjam:

“I should head home actually. Im kind of tired”dammit, John Green. 

“What with extra hours of lessons for punishments, and the work you get every day, free time is an illusion.”

“Everyone could see there was no sweetness in the victory.” (Interview With the Vampire, Anne Rice)
wait what is this implying

mycroft-is-his-division:

teacrumpetsandjam:

“I should head home actually. Im kind of tired”
dammit, John Green. 

“What with extra hours of lessons for punishments, and the work you get every day, free time is an illusion.”

“Everyone could see there was no sweetness in the victory.” (Interview With the Vampire, Anne Rice)

wait what is this implying

3 months ago with 65451 notes — via mycroft-is-his-division, © loveclaire



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